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So there I am! Living it up in my 30-somethings with a ridiculously hot hubby, 3 seriously outgoing matter-of-fact smart beautiful kids, a cat named Roxii that just won't quit, 2 chihuahuas named Lokii (what was I thinking) and Brodii who don't understand the concept of pee outside.

I'm a strongly opinionated, outspoken, inappropriate and absolutely unapologetic chick going through this thing called life and trying to do it with my sanity intact. So far, this isn't working out so well!

Follow me as I confession myself straight to the LCBO. My rants, my way...you've been warned ;) Xo

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...how many people I can piss off with this post.

The fact that I am even going to entertain the idea of the Duggars I just have to blow a nut for a minute and voice an OPINION (which I'm entitled to so if you don't agree of like it, fuck off), about how hard from the goddamn tree clown car Michelle actually fell to think that it is a good thing she's breeding worse than cockroaches.

Pregnant with kid #20? 20 kids? 20!!! Someone please refresh my memory as to how many hours are in a day again. Last time I checked it was 24. 24 not 240.

Why is this an issue? Well first off, I like to consider my 3, THREE, THA-REEEEEEE kids, to be genuinely normal, happy go lucky, yes I just unrolled the entire roll of toilet paper just cause kids. Am I implying that the Duggars kids are not normal? Not at all.

Where am I going with this? Well taking into consideration that the 'norm' for sleeping in any given day is 7-10 A NIGHT. Let's do some basic math here guys. 24-8 (just to go on average) = 16. 16 hours to spend QUALITY time with your children. Granted mine are in school which knocks off another 6.5 hours so 16-6.5 = 9.5 hours. Basically 9 hours in a day they have time for whatever, and by this I mean any extracurricular. But for the sake of the Duggars, lets still just go with 16.

So in 1 day, there are 16 hours for the parents to spend QUALITY time with EACH of their children. I know there are 2 parents and I know he's in real estate but unless all these asses are doing is living off the television networks for all their 'hard earned' money, I don't really see how daddy mac can work for anything less than 4 hours a day on average. I know real estate agents that are putting in a LOT more hours than 4 a day.

To be fair, lets assume that every kid does NOT get mommy and daddy time every single day, that maybe it's only mommy today and they get daddy tomorrow. Either way how the FUCK do you spend quality...QUALITY time with your children in anything LESS than (christ even to say this number hurts my molars) 4 hours????

I struggle to spend quality time with EACH of my children everyday with the remaining hours that they have on a regular basis. I don't give a shit how close knit a family you claim to be, until you make time stand the fuck still for you to spend ONE ON ONE time with your child, each child, every day, how are you raising a proper family??? Did I miss something? Am I the world's worst parent because I can't seem to grasp the idea that with 19 kids, a 20th coming in April how the hell you spend quality ANYTHING with your children. So they don't go to school, you do this at home, YA AND???? The last time I checked you still only had 16 hours in the day to spend time with each child NURTURING them...not passing the responsibility off to another one of your children while you "school" others?!?!?

That's like me telling my 7 year old to go upstairs and bath his younger sibling, get her pajamas on, put her in bed, read and story, kiss her, tell her good night and I love you and she can see me tomorrow...WHILE IM DOWNSTAIRS SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE OTHER ONE!!!! That is absolutely beyond a doubt sick and I pray that this does NOT happen.

Do I know that this is what happens? No. Am I jumping to some conclusions? Of course I am. Do I have an idea what the balls I'm talking about? YES I DO! I have 3 kids that I struggle to nurture every single day and hope that I am spending enough time showing them and loving them the way that they need INDIVIDUALLY so they will understand what it is love unconditionally and to trust and be great people.

Even WITH daddy mac being home, that is hardly even an hour of one on one time with JUST mommy OR daddy (cause they can't do it together with just 1 child) that each child is even getting in a single day unless the kids are NOT getting a proper amount of sleep each night, or mom and dad literally do not sleep, ever.

Having your babies raise your babies...or even your teenies raise your babies or your other teenies is just WRONG. There is a big difference between teaching your children about values and helping your family and all that and teaching your children this YOURSELF.

If you don't have HOURS to spend with EACH of your children ONE ON ONE in a day, well, to put it bluntly...

YOU'VE HAD TOO FUCKIN MANY!!!!!!!!!!!

When you are at a bar and drinking and you have 1, you feel alright, you have 2, you still feel alright, 3, 4 ok now things are getting a little somethin somethin, can you imagine after 20 drinks how you are going to feel???? Drinking takes time? Having a child takes 9 MONTHS...don't tell me that age isn't playing a factor in the amount of quality time you spend with each kid cause you would be a liar!

Oh well, so much for children starving to death in other countries and a serious overpopulation occurring EVERYWHERE around you...just keep on spawning because you wanted a big family...and continue to let everyone else do the dirty work for you, I'm sure your kids don't know any other way!

And to you sitting there reading this thinking I'm a daft uneducated moron, STFU and go back to watching your children, or someone else's because they aren't!