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So there I am! Living it up in my 30-somethings with a ridiculously hot hubby, 3 seriously outgoing matter-of-fact smart beautiful kids, a cat named Roxii that just won't quit, 2 chihuahuas named Lokii (what was I thinking) and Brodii who don't understand the concept of pee outside.

I'm a strongly opinionated, outspoken, inappropriate and absolutely unapologetic chick going through this thing called life and trying to do it with my sanity intact. So far, this isn't working out so well!

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A breath of fresh air...

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I'm 110% NOT making reference in the literal sense, I'm 500% making reference to something good. Something new. Something...right in the world!!!

If anyone knows me, they know that the fact that I have remained a "starry night" top for the last few years (despite that one time with Kema and the red, but we won't go there -- I lie, I really LOVED it, but the pink shirt I was wearing when I took the pic completely threw the whole thing off and then the black "chunks" just didn't work out so really when you think about it, I had no choice goddamnit...I HAD TO GO BACK BLACK!). Over the last few days I was looking at myself in the mirror and hated it. I just looked so tired and blah all the time and without a LOT of effort, that wasn't going to change. What could I do to shake things up a bit? For those of you that just thought "drop 50lbs"...STFU!!! LOL That has been is a work in progress for the last 4 years! and we'll get to that.

Something else that most know about me is my complete failure with finding the RIGHT person to do my hair, do exactly what I ask and to do it fucking right!

I went through a bunch of pics online looking for the right girl hair for me. Did I want drastic (STFU I said), did I want warm fall colours or was I just going to end up with another box of "starry night" again.

This is what I came up with...


So Roger, the ever fine ass guy that I call my husband, sees these photos as I wanted his professional - he has to sleep with me - opinion and he comes back with "hmm, do the chicks come with it?".

AsShOLe!

Of those I basically decided on ... all 3! My sister suggested I go see Ash, her friends girlfriend as she works at the salon I was going to go to anyways (go figure, she's worked there for 1.5 years and I don't have any idea who she is). So despite the fact she said she couldn't fit me in at the salon until Monday, and knowing that I have about as much patience as this fat chick in line at the Dairy Queen (yes Lisa, that was a shout out about DQ for you, not ABOUT you btw) I wanted it done right yesterday.

So after a bit of this, a lot of that and some demands on my part, Ash became my bitch after work for about 3.5 hours. Not bad considering that was the first time we had ever met, although knowing Tami and her big mouth I'm sure half of Oakville knows about my whoring ways (Thanks Sis).

The black may of been a bitch to get out in previous times, never has before when I have tried to slap it out of my coloured friends but for some reason we didn't end up with a case of "once you go black, you never go back". This shit came out like it was temp black dye (OMG -- I have another horror story about "temp" dye...I'll save it for another time, but just think sailor moon steel blue numerous washes later). So although I'm not done just yet, I'm in the middle stage, can I just say...

Yup, Click Here!

Or as I like to say on twitter #AwFuckYeah!

Ash did an AMAZEBALLS job. I have hi light, low light, littabetch light...it looks great. AND...get this, AND...she trimmed it and did my bangs and my hair looks balls genius.

I know you bitches want proof, but I am not unveiling it yet...of course, to those ladies that stalk me at the school (Yeah, I know who you are) I guess you will see sooner than later, but until then you will just have to sit on this teaser until I'm done, done annnnnnnnnnnnnnd done!

Peace